IT'S GIVING BAD DECISIONS.
AND HONESTLY? THAT'S THE POINT.

FAQ

IT'S GIVING BAD DECISIONS.
AND HONESTLY? THAT'S THE POINT.
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FAQ

Spicy ice breakers
Story-guided wine tasting
A read-aloud Spicy Wine Tasting story

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wtf is this?








Perfect for...















How does this shit work?

Before the party:














During the party:

  1. Invite the group chat.
    You know the ones—your girls who already have your house key, watch your cat, and show up in sweats carrying caffeine and alcohol.

  2. BOOZY SCAVENGER HUNT.
    Everyone brings a bottle that matches their assigned category.
    "The label was pretty" is a perfectly acceptable reason.

  3. Print the ice breakers (that's it).
    Easy = correct.

  1. Play the ice breakers.
    Spill your secrets, not the wine, please. We like to cry from laughing only.

  2. Make your sacrificial storyteller read the story aloud.

  3. The story tells you exactly when it's time to pour.
    We went ahead and made all the decisions so you can just relax. You're welcome.

Logistics
Because adulting, or whatever.

How many girlfriends can play?
We built it for an intimate girls' night of 5-6, but the game scales easily for larger groups.

Do I need to know anything about wine?
Nope. (We sure don't.)

How much wine?
You can never have too much. Obviously. But the game calls for 5-6 bottles.

Do I have to print anything?
Just the ice breakers. Your printer will survive.

How long is the game?
About 2 hours. Longer if your girls tell stories the way ours do.

The boring stuff

  • Digital download

  • Final sale

  • 21+

  • Graphic erotic language

  • Wine not included (there's no way we'd steal those stories).

Yeah...

Your group chat is never gonna recover.

A wine tasting game for girls' night.
With smut, of course. Just add wine.

We start with "that was cute" and somehow end up with "Jessica's wine came out her nose again."

Because your couch doesn't care about tannins, and neither do we.

When "regular girls' night" feels... anticlimactic

When cake + small talk won't cut it for her birthday

When your morally gray book club needs a party-sized smutty story, more giggles, and oh so much more wine

When you want a bachelorette party that gets out of hand... from the comfort of your couch

When you want to celebrate bestie leveling up in life

When you miss the part of you that loves to laugh with your girls til nobody can breathe

IT'S GIVING BAD DECISIONS.

AND HONESTLY? THAT'S THE POINT.
________________

A wine tasting game for girls' night.
With smut, of course. Just add wine.


We start with "that was cute" and somehow end up with "JESSICA'S WINE CAME OUT HER NOSE AGAIN."

Because your couch doesn't care about tannins, and neither do we.

WTF is this?

Spicy ice breakers
Story-guided wine tasting
A read-aloud Spicy Wine Tasting story

✦
✦
✦

When "regular girls night" feels... anticlimactic

When cake + small talk won't cut it for her birthday

When your morally gray book club needs a party-sized smutty story, more giggles, and oh so much more wine

When you want a bachelorette party that gets out of hand... from the comfort of your couch

When you want to celebrate bestie leveling up in life

When you miss the part of you that loves to laugh with your girls til nobody can breathe

Perfect for...

Before the party:

How does this shit work?

  1. Invite the group chat.
    You know the ones—your girls who already have your house key, watch your cat, and show up in sweats carrying caffeine and alcohol.

  2. BOOZY SCAVENGER HUNT. Everyone brings a bottle that matches their assigned category.
    "The label was pretty" is a perfectly acceptable reason.
    Oh, and one more thing... "OMG how did you pick YOURS" becomes the real first ice breaker.
    You can pretend to be surprised if you want.

  3. Print the ice breakers (that's it).
    Easy = correct.

During the party:

  1. Play the ice breakers.
    Spill your secrets, not the wine, please. We like to cry from laughing only.

  2. Make your sacrificial storyteller read the story aloud.

  3. The story tells you exactly when it's time to pour.
    We went ahead and made all the decisions so you can just relax. You're welcome.

How many girlfriends can play?
We built it for an intimate girls' night of 5-6, but the game scales easily for larger groups.

Do I need to know anything about wine?
Nope. (We sure don't.)

How much wine?
You can never have too much, obviously. But the game calls for 5-6 bottles.

Do I have to print anything?
Just the ice breakers. Your printer will survive.

How long is the game?
About 2 hours. Longer if your girls tell stories the way ours do.

Logistics
Because adulting, or whatever.

  • Digital download

  • Final sale

  • 21+

  • Graphic erotic language

  • Wine not included (there's no way we'd steal those stories).

The boring stuff

Yeah...
Your group chat is never gonna recover.

✦

Cheers, bitch.

Join us for the only night when finishing ISN'T the best part.